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var how_many_ads = 28;
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
var ad = sec % how_many_ads;
ad +=1;
if (ad==1) {
quote="&quot;Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station.&quot;";
}
if (ad==2) {
quote="&quot;I had a very bad time with acid. I did that classic thing of looking in the mirror by mistake and seeing the devil. But I took it several times, because you always think that next time you might have the wonderful time that everyone else is having.&quot;";
}
if (ad==3) {
quote="&quot;I had no chance of being mysterious at all. I used to put on accents. I pretended to be American because I thought they'd be impressed.&quot;";
}
if (ad==4) {
quote="&quot;I knew it [Harry Potter] was going to be enormous because of the number of people who bought the books, but, to be honest, I never thought it would be bigger than Bond. Never in a million years.&quot;";
}
if (ad==5) {
quote="&quot;I love films where the world seems to be going a bit faster and everything's a bit brighter and more in focus.&quot;";
}
if (ad==6) {
quote="&quot;I mean, I'm obviously not one of those people who's so beautiful women take their clothes off when I walk into the room. I didn't become a star overnight.&quot;";
}
if (ad==7) {
quote="&quot;I realised that the distance between what was in my head and what ended up on the canvas was irredeemably large.&quot;";
}
if (ad==8) {
quote="&quot;I sometimes worry that all the beautiful things have been made.&quot;";
}
if (ad==9) {
quote="&quot;I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train.&quot;";
}
if (ad==10) {
quote="&quot;I was always terribly, terribly aware of how cliched the whole ritual between men and women is. This was 1964, 1965. The girls all stood on one side of the room, the boys stood on the other.&quot;";
}
if (ad==11) {
quote="&quot;I've already felt that I want to direct. Being an executive producer is like the best job in the world because you make all these executive decisions and then you leave the money to other people. You don't have to be on set and counting beans.&quot;";
}
if (ad==12) {
quote="&quot;Is it just me, or is the world full of beautiful women?&quot;";
}
if (ad==13) {
quote="&quot;It was quite instant that he wanted Harry's approval. Did you notice that? And the children sort of rescued him this time. It's a great turnabout. That's what happens as your children get older. They do things for you, and it's quite shocking when they do.&quot;";
}
if (ad==14) {
quote="&quot;It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.&quot;";
}
if (ad==15) {
quote="&quot;It's like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for Harry Potter!&quot;";
}
if (ad==16) {
quote="&quot;My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if you've been a difficult teenager.&quot;";
}
if (ad==17) {
quote="&quot;My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond film, but Harry Potter, too? Well, I think I qualify for a medal for exceptional parenting or something, don't you?&quot;";
}
if (ad==18) {
quote="&quot;Ninety percent of people's nightmares is standing in front of 1,000 people. Did you know that? And having to speak. You would have thought it would have been a madman tying you up and taking your eyes out.&quot;";
}
if (ad==19) {
quote="&quot;See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars. It's not that. It's the fear that you're past your best. It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.&quot;";
}
if (ad==20) {
quote="&quot;That's the trouble with anything which essentially has a lot of bits that are physically impossible: You're left, stuck, in the studio. And that's a shame. You're making a movie. You don't want it to stay put, you want it to be a movie - to move.&quot;";
}
if (ad==21) {
quote="&quot;The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the most intrusive is invariably the person in the room who has no respect for you at all, and it's really all about them.&quot;";
}
if (ad==22) {
quote="&quot;The worst thing about doing telly is that the people who come up to you are almost invariably arseholes. They are arseholes at their work, they're arseholes in the pub, they're probably the arsehole of the family.&quot;";
}
if (ad==23) {
quote="&quot;Usually for a movie, if you want a 13-year-old, you get a 16-year-old who looks 13, because 13-year-olds don't have that level of self-awareness.&quot;";
}
if (ad==24) {
quote="&quot;Well, I quite like animals, but they're unpredictable. I mean, look at old what's-his-name in Vegas. Tiger dragged him off the stage, you know? The guy brought up tigers. They're quite unpredictable.&quot;";
}
if (ad==25) {
quote="&quot;What you do is get the right director and the right screenwriter and the right cast. It's a fantastic job.&quot;";
}
if (ad==26) {
quote="&quot;When you are new to the business, you think if you give a really bad performance, that's one they will print. You will be judged. You just have to be brave.&quot;";
}
if (ad==27) {
quote="&quot;Why is it trivia? People call it trivia because they know nothing and they are embarrassed about it.&quot;";
}
if (ad==28) {
quote="&quot;You can tell when people worry about things that don't really matter. For example, you should never worry about the level of performance you have given in that particular scene because there's going to be 10 takes, which is wildly over the top, it would end up on the cutting room floor.&quot;";
}
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